Sonntag, 7. Dezember 2008
Porn porn porn
Gotta love the misunderstandings in other languages. "porn" in Thai means "blessed",,,a whooooolllee different packet of chips than what you might expect. "Moo" is pork,"guy" is chicken,,"shit" is a good friend.
So some people go to the porn restaurant with their shit for some moo curry and a guy soup. Love it.
Chiangmai, Gibbons, Massages and Food
Well, our first accommodation was a bit strange. With 5 rooms in a bed and breakfast including shared bathrooms, our older English male neighbours with their young thai girlfriends seemed to be more interested in the bed than the breakfast part. Uncomfortable. So we found a new place with a pool, spectacular rooms and service for 550 baht,,,a very good deal.
So what has been so great you ask. For all of you who have been to Bangkok and were impressed by what they had to offer, but were distracted by the size, the smell and the stress of it, you would love it here. The days have flown by in whirls of food, thai massages, pool, markets (night bazaar is big but over priced and full of a lot of rubbish but there are others), beer, walking and tourist activities.
Our first thing was the "flight of the gibbons". For the uninitiated the flight of the gibbons is a series of cables high in trees through the rain forest along which you fly from tree to tree. The 6:30 start was not to our liking but definitely worth it. Between the 7 people in our group I'm quite sure we took enough photos to fill the internet so I'm sure Anne will have some up soon. Unfortunately, my camera decided to have a rest day leaving me with zippo.
The kings birthday came and went. Another night full of fireworks and lanterns shooting off into the nights sky. The royal family is revered here like nothing i've ever seen. I've been told that you can land in jail by uttering any slur on the royals so none of that for me. Yay, I said and celebrated with my little thai friends.
Further reason to celebrate has been the exit of the prime minister and his party after the stand off that lead to the occupation of Bangkok's airports. Qantas starting flying from there again yesterday so we think it should be fine. Most Thais we met seemed not to be too fazed by the situation. Apparently every prime minister in the last 40 years has been ousted before the end of his term so not a big surprise. I just hope that things get back in order. This place really relies on its tourism industry.
Today we did cooking course. To any fan of Thai food (ie Mitch) this is an absolute must. I was surprised at how quick and simple the actual cooking is. The only difficult part is getting together the 20349503 rare thai ingredients that you need, in the right proportions, cut the right way and hey presto. Even bottomless pete couldn't finish all the food we came up with. Sooooooo good.
So tomorrow we leave for Bangkok on an overnight sleeper train to check into our 5 star hotel there. Last minute shopping Tuesday then Wednesday night is time to fly. The time has absolutely flown by and I'm very jealous of all the people we are meeting whose trips don't finish until next year.
Mango shakes, pancakes, panang curries, phad thai, thai massage, energy drinks, fruit in general. It is all soooo good.
Dienstag, 2. Dezember 2008
Into the north, demos and thai winter
Well since my 15 hour bus trip from the south sitting on a wet seat that reminded me of old running socks we made it up to Ayuthaya for the start of the cultural element.
Cultural you say. One day of ruined temples there was enough so we hurried along to the next bunch of ruins: Lopburi. Anyone going there should know: there is only one bar (a nice one next to the only good guest house), the womens shopping is unbelievable as I was to find out the the hard way following Anne around, and the Monkeys are very very cheeky. I was standing near a group of them holding a closed bottle of chocolate milk. The one monkey decided that by the look of my stomach I didn't need any more calories and jumped on me, ripped it out of my hands, skipped away, opened the bottle and drank the whole thing in front of my eyes. Hilarious.
Anyways,next we took the train/tuk tuk/bus combo to Sukhotai national park for some more Wat (Temple) ruins. The place is great and blah blah but the thing that really hit me was the fact that there were no tourists. The thai people told us that this time of the year is normally time for them to stand at the guest houses beating away the prospective guests. We were courted from the bus stop by several proprietors who are all definitely feeling the pinch from the stupidity that is taking place at the Bangkok airports at the moment. We only saw about 30 tourists in the Sukhotai World Heritage sight that is normally guest to hundreds.
Yesterday we made it up to Lampang in the north and spent the evening walking awound aimlessly hoping to find something of interest that didn't involve street food or a medical practice. I swear that town had a good 40 practices in one street, a giant hospital if nothing else. Needless to say I was very careful with my food there and happy to leave this morning.
We took the local bus to an Elephant centre on the way to Chiang Mai. Mannnnn I so want an Elephant for christmas. Those things are so great. We watched a show, then went for a 1 hour jungle tour whereby the elephant showed us he can climb things I wouldnt even attempt (and would be a mean customer at a buffet). As we left and waited for a bus on the highway 2 friendly old thai ladies stopped and gave us a ride all the way to Chiang Mai,,,just great.
Anyway. As more of the political crisis comes to hand Ill let you know if im gonna be able to get out of here. Sabai Sabai
Montag, 24. November 2008
Beach, Rainlay and Animals
In the last post I mentioned the some of the human species that we have come across, this time its the animals. I think every day we stumble upon some different random animal. Better than my trip to Berlin Zoo last month:
Bangkok: Turtles and Iguanas in the park, Geckos in the Room (and in every room since)
Ko Phi Phi: Monkeys, Healthy cats,Sharks,Tropical fish, Dolphins, biting ants (and a hell of a lotta fish and prawns on my plate)
Ko Lanta: A tree snake in the restaurant, an elephant on the road, industrious ants and some lizards. And of course all sorts of animals on my plate.
Railay: stinky diseased cats in the restaurant (not a good way to get more customers), hippys, a rabbit next to the toilet and some very happy mosquitos.
Ao Nang: Squirrels, lizards and OYSTERS the size of a fist on my plate (the oysters, not the lizards).
So maybe Zoo time is over. Tomorrow we are leaving for Ayuthaya on a nice long 15 plus hour bus trip. The goal will be to get to Chiang Mai in the next week, become extremely cultural in temples and most probably add to the list above.As long as they have green curry and pad thai I think i`m gonna be fine.
Dienstag, 18. November 2008
oh Ko Lanta
So Ko Lanta. It's definitely not difficult to find a place to stay here. The only difficult part is sorting through the 203940 alluring offers of "cheap cheap, on beach, with pool, with elephant, with fire dancing elephant, with fire dancing elephant with snake on head and free beer" (well the free beer thing is pushing that a bit too far) but you get the picture. We decided on a place for 300 baht a night, with a pool, right on the beach, which doesn't require a mosquito net. 300 baht is about 6 Euros so a bargain. To add to this we found a place offering a 3 course meal with a whole fresh tuna as main for 150 baht,,,
We've met some more fantastic people and observed many more. Just a few:
We have the "I don't talk swiss couple"
- the "we want to get into porn positions in the pool in front of everyone" German couple
- the "let's take all 20 of us to thailand cause it's so cheap" swedish family
- not to forget the "yes we know that we look like absolute super human good looking and your jealous that we are so damn perfect" swedish couple
-the "I don't want to admit we are German" German people
- and of course Lindsay and Lincoln the down to earth good americans (people like them should be sent overseas more often to remind us that the bad Americans are the exception)
- the English guys here in groups of 5 who can always be found in the bar, any bar
- the English girls who we just keep running into wherever we go
- the French who just refuse to speak to anyone who is not French
- the Thai people everywhere who have to be some of the warmest amazing people on the planet.
The sunsets, food, people and the beaches are incredible here but the show must go on. Today was motorbike day around the island. Tomorrow we are off to Railay-Ton Sai Beach for some more of the same.
If you want to see some photos just go to the link to Anne's blog on the right.
Samstag, 15. November 2008
Boat boat?
However, After 8 nights on Ko Phi Phi (or Pi Pi, or Pee Pee however you choose to spell it) I am still absolutely amazed by the way time stands still here. I was surpised today (after snorkelling all morning, pad thai, lazing on the beach, fresh mangoes followed by a thai massage and a panang curry) that it is actually a Saturday. Amazed as it seems that it makes absolutely no difference at all, the little long boat drivers will be out there every day screaming out the highly addictive (and effetive) selling line "boat boat".
For those of you who want to know if the Tsunami has had an effect, undoutedly, but that seems to have only been on the coral and the buildings,,,the people themselves do not appear to be carrying any baggage.
Surely everyone should experience this place once in their lifetime. Then again, maybe it is better if more people stay away,,,all the more pad thai for me.
So next stop will be Ko Lanta either tomorrow or the next day.
Donnerstag, 6. November 2008
Obama and some Bangkok with the lot please
Firstly: turbulence sucks. Its the only thing whereby I think "we really dont belong up here". Expecially over the English channel.
Next: Qantas are really polite, but Im sorry. Telling us that they apologise for not being able to offer any entertainment package thanks to some "small technical issues" on an 11 hour flight is not my cup of tea. Anne also forgot to tell them shes vegetarian which meant all the more food for me,,,yeh.
Next: Obama. How great was that!!! The captain announced the election result mid flight which resulted in screams of joy and clapping. Awesome.
So in Bangkok we've been coming to terms with the heat but all round smiles here.
- Soooo much great food. Pad thai, green curry, street food. I want it all.
- Tuk Tuk, gotta love it. Sky diving is nothing as an extreme sport compared to these guys.
- Jim Thompson house,,that guy had things very nice here (until going missing...whoops)
- Khao San Road. You could seriously make a really entertaining film by just taking a camera around here for 24 hours. So many images. Sensory overload.
- Boat. Would never swim in that water but its still nice from a boat.
- Lumphini Park. Big, Green, No traffic with resident turtles and iguanas. You seriously don't see that everyday.
- Markets. I really should have brought just an empty bag with me.
and and and...
Sonntag, 2. November 2008
Blind Hotel Booking
So, why is it that things that were invented as miraculous "time savers" end up taking more time/energy than beforehand.
Cars need to be maintained. "Hunting" is now spread over 8 hours and in offices and the mother of all: Internet. Really, for something that gives you instant access to a resource or knowledge unheard of in the history of humans, you need a lot of time to wade through a lot of rubbish.
We decided to book a hotel for the first two nights in Bangkok. It's a long flight. Try googling "hotel, Bangkok". Holy crap. Not just the amount of web pages, but every page has different prices, different ratings, different reviews apart from the fact that what you see is not always what you get. Like online dating pages, nearly every hotel is made to look like a palace, all of them in "central/convenient location" which on closer investigation can mean: convenient for the proprietors but in the middle of nowhere for the poor souls who booked online.
And just as with online dating you have to understand the lingo: It's always "short distance to transport"(non stop traffic or under flight path), "Thai charm" (that could be anything),"with wellness area" (old fat Euro clients),"with western breakfast" (toast with coffee) "Close to night life (lots of sex tourism/drunk English backpackers),"near sky train" (in boring area) etc.
Also, there is a road/area in new Bangkok called Sukhumvit road where a lot of the expedia hotels reside. Now, this road actually leads from the middle of Bangkok all the way to the Cambodian border. Definitely recommended to check the street number before booking.
We settled on a little place in Old Bangkok near Khao San Road that has a pool and a roof and walls(I hope)but no bells and whistles. Getting exciting now.
Flying south for winter and Noah packing
So coming down to the last days before any trip, no matter how long, it always comes down to the question of what to pack. I can just imagine Noah talking to Mrs Noah, let's call her Doris, as they had finished the ark, all the animals on board and the first few drops of rain:
Doris de Ark: so Noah, what about if it's sunny,you'll need some swimmers.
Noah: yeh, but I think I might just stick to the white sheet and beard look.
Doris: then you'll need some changes and jeans, what about if we're invited to a formal thing?
Noah: white sheet should be fine.
Doris: what about a jacket,,,do you think I'll need a jacket?
Noah: geez woman, I told you the white sheet is just fine. Just one. No change. No socks,,,just the white sheet.
Doris: but what if it rains?
Noah: I've got some pretty trustworthy insider information that It'd be a good idea to bring an umbrella. But come on, the white sheet is enough isnt it?
Doris: but what if it get's dirty?
Noah: What do you think the soaps for?
Doris: what about...
Noah: look. I think you know the answer. I'm taking one white sheet and that's it. If it's cold: white sheet, Hot?:white sheet, snowing?:white sheet. Let's just drop it.
Now, i think he's onto something, but still, when you have an apartment full of stuff,tucking one little backpack full of things for 3 months seems a little insufficient.
Samstag, 25. Oktober 2008
A visa for Thailand?
We got the Visas for Thailand this week. I know some of you might say "hey Mitch, When I went to Thailand I didn't need a visa" but we need one.
Why? If your stay is longer than 30 days, i.e your outgoing flight is after 30 days, then you need a tourist visa.
"But you can just go to Cambodia and get a new one on the way back in". Yeahhhh No. That's what my very informative and friendly (let's not forget motivated) travel agent told me...I now know why internet travel agencies are prospering. The Thai embassy also just said "no pwoblem, no wori, you go in, border guard check passport when leave". So far so good.
However, after stumbling across some stories on the internet about people not being let on planes by their airlines I thought we should call Qantas. And yes, Airlines leaving Europe (and I guess from anywhere) will NOT let you board without proof of meeting the entry requirements, regardless or whether that country enforces them or not. There are stories some funny stories of very stressed travellers if you take the time to look on Lonely Planets Thorntree Forum. Quad erad demontrandum...we got visas.
In the end the visa application was a nice way of getting into the Thai way of life anyway. The embassy is in a nice leafy suburb, the people aren't in a hurry, nothing was made complicated(I neeee passport,ok, form please, money please,ok you come back, one week) and I actually saw people smile. When I think of my visits to the German Immigration Department to get my visa for here...
Sonntag, 12. Oktober 2008
3 weeks to take off
- I plan to go and apply for the visas for Thailand this week in between lessons sometime (very busy at the moment)
-Anne is busy studying for her final uni tests
- It's only another 3 weeks till we leave and we are almost certain that a friend of ours will sub let the flat while we are away
- We are getting terribly sad that we'll miss the German winter and have to go and hang out on tropical Thai island beaches and in Sydney in Summer.
- The general plan for Thailand is: arrive 5 November in Bangkok, avoid riots and eat curry; take bus down south to Krabi and hit Ko phi phi, Ko lanta, Seafood, Thai Buckets, Massage, Boat Tours, Snorkelling, Railay and another Ko or two maybe (pan ngan, tao etc) on the other coast; Nice and sun tanned we plan to go back north on about the 23 Nov to Bangkok, get visas for Cambodia and go looking for lara croft at Angkor Wat; back to Thailand for more curry, pad thai, tuk tuks and red bull; north towards Chang Mai from start of December, lounge, wats, hippy about; then leave Bangkok for Sydney on the 10 December.
- In Sydney the general plan is:arrive 11 December, see family and friends, see the McKenzie manor in Sydney, beach, more sun tan, Terrigal, Sydney, Anne's first birthday celebration in Summer, Anne's first Christmas in Summer, New Years Eve on Sydney Harbour, Camping in January, etc. etc. leave on the 20th January for wintry Berlin and back to work.
I don't believe in signs but-...
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- Qantas (our airline) has had 3 separate incidents involving words like "passenger safety""torn fuselage""emergency landing" and "we don't know how this could have happened".
- The world financial crisis has reared its ugly head making everyone just flip out (in turn making the situation worse) . Just hoping my banks stay strong and that there is still enough work available when I get back to
- The AFL season finished.
- I've had some ongoing health issues that have led to me giving up smoking, cutting back on alcohol and eating a (relatively) balanced diet.
- One of my language schools has reassigned all my classes to other teachers because of my prolonged absence. This means I'll have to find all new classes on my return to Berlin.
- In Anne's ongoing battle with the university red tape and professors who don't reply to emails, it seems that she won't be able to finish all of her tests by the 4th November as we had planned. So she'll have to wait until January to finally do her last oral exams. The German university system needs to look up the word "system" in a dictionary,then "service" and then "yes that is my area of responsibility, how can I help you" and then "oh gosh, you've been waiting for 6 weeks for a reply so you can find out when you can do you exams and get on with your life,,,I'm so sorry, we'll do something about that immediately".
In the beginning there was a...
So welcome to my first blog.
The inspiration for the name came from an in joke with Anita Hernandez that the Spanish for "it's a small world" is "el mundo es un panuelo", meaning "the world is a tissue".
So I do intend on writing in here as often as possible during the trip( and afterwards too) to keep everyone up to date. Anne has a blog as well however as it's in German, I thought I'd spare you the time of deciphering it and write mine in a sensible language.
I hope you take the time check in now and then and hopefully you'll be part of some of the stories that I put up here in the near future.
Mitch